the term “straight” kinda implies every other sexuality is bent and thats rude
no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know
"hey what are you?"
"lopsided triangle wbu"
Oh mine is y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
oh no you didn’t
the fact that I recognized the equation
the fact that we all recognize that equation
THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.
THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.
THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.
THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.
IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.